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when did you lose your virginity

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thats a bit specific ahaha. why did someone want to know this? there isn’t a exciting interesting answer. now i have to think up an interesting exciting answer so you don’t feel disappointed.

i went back in time to the day of the stone age. i searched near and far and i settled down with a nice pterodactyl mate. we made crazy bird dino love. unfortunately ours was a love that could never be and i left to my proper time with only a few words of “smell ya later” to catch a few reruns of malcolm in the middle. that unfortunate offspring is now the modern day pelican. i’m sure you’re as surprised as i am.

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maz-z said: Do you mind if I appropriate this tale to my own lame and disappointing answer to this question? If only to borrow the excellent phrase “crazy bird dino love”. …also, I guess this explains why pelicans like Malcolm in the Middle so much. I guess.
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